Hello All!

this speaks to me on a level I didn’t know I contained

France is just the brother of britain ? We shame britain. We shame france. No one gets left.

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

Maybe its my age, but i’m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn’t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is “Margaritaville” and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called “this guy”

Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

once again gen z will literally be dying with anxiety to ask a mcdonalds employee for ketchup but can roast an american president and basically tell him to die

Gen z's social axienty got no room for dealing with ignorant racists.

NO

OHMYGOD

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS

do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.

fiction or nonfiction? mangos or peaches? chocolate or vanilla? piano or violin? matte lip or glossy lip? winged eyeliner or simple eyeliner? coffee or tea? orange or yellow? trends or memes? beach curls or straighten? pens or pencils? gel or ballpoint? to be kind or to be happy?

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

I love the justice grandpa of fists

I have a new role model

😍

“justice grandpa of fists”

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

i made a quiz 🕊️🏺🏛️ what tragic character from ancient greek literature are you?

oldest daughters have more de-escalation training than cops do

here’s another quiz: which forest creature are you 🌱🍄  ✨

Reminder that the police are liars

Remember this pride month you don't need to choose between posting about standard pride stuff and posting about your hatred for cops. Hating the police is the most prideful acknowledgement of our history possible: do both!

this pride month don't forget that riots are 100% a part of lgbtq+ culture and that you can't peacefully reason with people who don't see the value of your life