“My big boy weighs 1 pound”
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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styofa doing anything
Misplaced Lens Cap

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if i look back, i am lost
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“My big boy weighs 1 pound”
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touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery
that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net
swish
IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING EDITED GIF OF STREAMER JERMA985. ITS NOT. ITS JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE TV SHOW “LEGION” UNEDITED. WHAT THE FUCK
It's the most Jerma-like movements possible
I got hit by the most intense mental image upon seeing this post
Ok bye
at work but had to reblog
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
Do not like
Keep. Reblogging.
If we reblog enough we could save it
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how did this lose over 5k notes
I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.
it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

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my fav Junji Ito story is the one with the /fit/ neighbor guy who lifts gravestones for the ulimate gainz+attention combo and who gets kicked out by everyone because he won’t fucking stop lifting their ancestors graves every goddamn night in his underwear
do the ghosts admire his sick-ass muscles
hell yea they do
Spoilers but yeah that’s literally the final twist. The night after the dude is kicked out and everyone’s like “Thank god that creep is gone,” all the ghosts come out and go “Where the fuck is our himbo?”
Junji Ito is the funniest motherfucker alive
it's very funny how people immediately forget a character is disabled as soon as their character arc stops orbiting around their disability. like he's missing a leg.
A lot of the comments are ignoring the fact that he is still disabled. “But it’s a super arm” “he got a new arm” “he had a prosthetic” so fun fact you’re still disabled if you are missing an arm even if you get a prosthetic that works just as well as your arm. You still have a disability. That’s how disabilities work. I do not want to see someone without a disability having a take on this atp.
Like there is some nuance on how well your society can/will accommodate you, farsightedness is less significant if you've got access to glasses and dyslexia is a bigger issue if written communication is your main form of communication - but being able to accommodate it near perfectly doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY (2026) dir. Daniel Cretton
Cats getting caught doing crimes
it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:
I know what I am doing is wrong
I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong
If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other
these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.

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a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal
happy 1st bday to... this.
I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday
Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!
Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)
22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.
23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.
24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.
29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.
Happy 5th birthday to this
FIVE years??!!!!!!!!
one of my fave recent historical events!!!
It won’t let me reblog EVERYONE LOOK
It is painful how Pirate101 has had so many characters, worlds, and concepts unique to its game, but because of management hating investing in it in any way, some of that stuff got added into the more profitable game instead before Pirate could ever see it.
And now we get stuff like a Blood Bat plush release to celebrate "Pirate's" Birthday, a Batacuda shirt BECAUSE it'll likely promote the new wiz gauntlet, a Ninja Pig plush instead of two unique P101 NPCs for their first makeship launches...
I get using the more popular and played game to promote its sister is the best thing for it, but it's also like P101 can't exist on its own sometimes.
In this economy?

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