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the hot & sour soup from the chinese place in our neighborhood has a 100% success rate of improving or all-out ending my migraines. partner, scientist that he is, did some research into why that might be (and also anything else that might help me, since I try not to google my own symptoms due to my unfortunate tendency to WebMD myself into thinking I’m dying). that ultimately led me to try a daily magnesium tablet starting on saturday. I’m now 48+ hours headache-free for the first time in literal weeks. don’t worry, I’m keeping a level head about it. I know this isn’t a magical cure-all and it very well might just be a coincidence. I’ve got a doctor’s appointment scheduled for wednesday and I’m not canceling it. but holy shit, it’s incredible to feel like myself again. thank you partner. thank you hot & sour soup. thank you yummy minerals

really taking all my mental strength here NOT to add that disco elysium Magnesium-Based Lifeform screencap

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You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

Boyband whose lore is that they're sealed in a clock tower and their music videos are the only way they can reach outside world

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old