it’s missing essek o’clock

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

Trying to keep up with this made me feel like English wasn’t my native language

this is art

This is actually super cool from a media preservation stand point!!

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

Reblogging to save a life and teach medical professionals basic communication skills

What if you died trying to make your people free, thinking you had failed and not knowing if they'd ever have a future... and then you were called back many decades later and saw your people happy and healthy and well-clothed and FREE. And you could take up your blade one more time to celebrate with them.

#what if you were condemned to an eternity of violence and pain in the domain of the god who hated you #after you fought for your freedom and failed #and then you opened your eyes and you saw the future you died for #and you were their hero. you were not a failure but rather the first voice of courage. #these healthy beautiful powerful specters of a free future...they remember you as their first hero. #and what if they threw open the doors to your eternal prison and held out their hands to draw out every person imprisoned with you #every one of your people back to the beginning. #what if they rescued you. what if they were only able to rescue you because they remembered you and fought in your name. #and then they offered a new path without pain and without fear and without the war you were bound to from birth #and you were able--finally--after your fight and your death and your condemnation--after all that you were able to stand in the light #and know truly what it meant to be free. #anyway. i burst into tears about it and i'm taking everyone down with me. #i want so desperately for them to actually write the script for this play so i can weep over the complete text. (@words-writ-in-starlight)