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Now here's a photo of my snake Carbonara

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Oh baby fight

See them jousting

does king the pathetic know any cool tricks ?

Uhhh he knows whatever this is

stuckinapril

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

stuckinapril

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

#maybe 12

tsunderrated

If you become a trillionaire you should immediately be shot and have your assets seized and redistributed. You were a fruit that is now ripe and ready for harvest

pumpkinsforsale

This except billionaire

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essence-of-armbarring

idiot: Luigi fucking sucks

luigi:

idiot: sweet jesus

runningwithhelicopters

kayfer

greelin

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

Pretending to shock my brain with electricity eveytime I try to have a serious thought whilst this high

#huhghh

Dead dove but it's sappy poem about how much I love my mom (genuine)

I asked my mother

Since seeing it done

The towl was draped over the curtain rod

When it had always been placed to dry on the tub's edge

Oh, do you have a preference?

I tried both and found no difference

The curtain dries faster on the rod

Okay I'll do that from now on

Thank you for asking

I never felt a sentence filled with such love

Considering her preference on the smallest of things

Something so minor it wasn't worth asking

So someone asked for her

That's what love is

#personal #words #poem #mine #I'm playing with the form here to make it rhymey but not actually rhyming except for maybe that one line

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Heads up imma post some cringe shit

#i am cringe but i am free

dogpuppy

byjove

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

sleepy-bebby

themoonandmyman

to whom am I squeaking

kushblazer666

prudencepaccard

we unironically need more of this though

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dracoj

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

betterisbest

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