Impressed By Awesomeness

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

This is already happening – one of the softwares used by a museum I work at only lets you talk to a human help agent if you have their premium subscription. It's such bullshit

the fact you are not the only one in these notes saying "no this is already happening; i have to pay money to speak to a representative" is just... really awesome! you said a software used by museums is doing this shit? okay! great! wonderful!! anybody know where i can scream

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

kudos to merlin for not using any memory altering spells and just rawdogging gaslighting for the love of the game

this fourth of july I am coming out as a hater about fireworks. no more fireworks. fireworks are neither necessary nor good. they kill and harm birds and wildlife, they pollute the air, they are loud and unpleasant, they terrify my dog, and they trigger people's PTSD. I hate fireworks. can we please not do fireworks anymore

turning off reblogs on december 1st on every post I've ever made mentioning winter and june 1st on every post I've ever made mentioning summer. only southern hemispherians are allowed to enjoy my funny seasonal posts. everyone else BANNED

Also noting that this line has a lot of clothing that works for people who need easy chest access or have limited upper body mobility, like if you are recovering from surgery or doing chemo

The thing about sites using my data for algorithms is that we’re hoping they’re using it to help us, when in fact they’re pretty incentivized to learn what we’re actually looking for and hide it behind a paywall.

Im pretty sure Hinge in hiding candidates with two specific preferences from me. They’re both yes/no categories and it seems hella suspicious that an entire political party doesnt use the app