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I refuse to believe this isn’t actually Rocket

“talented mom” is either an incredibly talented practical effects designer or a furry with a lot of free time.

I love art

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

what r they going to do just glue it back on

…name the artist.

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

it’s fucked up that firemen are always standing around shirtless with their defined muscles coated in glistening oil. like oil’s flammable idiots

it’s called building an immunity moron

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god, slapped them in the face and stole their skis

Me, drunk at 3 am, yelling at Odin

i imagine getting my own place all the time and going down to the grocery store early in the morning before everyone else and to the coffee shop and having a really small place with wide windows and lots of plants and shelves of books and a tiny kitchen where i can make tea and noodles and a bed with a pile of blankets and just a place i can make uniquely my own or maybe a place i could share with someone but i just think about this place a lot idk

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

OOOOH. *happy YA librarian dance*

I want this in every library, everywhere. After all, some kids won’t even google this stuff because they don’t want parents/siblings checking their browser history.

This is really awesome. And if you’re not familiar with how the Dewey Decimal system works - the numbers subject-based, which means these numbers are applicable in EVERY library. So if you see something you want to research on this list - look for those same numbers in any of your local libraries.

This is wonderful.

Reblogging to possibly save a life

@zenstrike i feel like u also understand this pain so here u go

Today in “the sentiment is a good one but under the circumstances the punctuation could potentially cause confusion”: just to clarify, the story in question does not, repeat, does not involve a romantic relationship between Sherlock Holmes and HP Lovecraft.

well not with THAT attitude it doesn’t

I mean, if you WANT it to have meant that….there’s always…fanfiction.

Ok but Neil Gaiman KNOWS what the slash means don’t play dumb with me people

Having a uterus in Kentucky causes you to realize that many people view you as an incubator and nothing more. I’ve come to realize that more and more as I’ve gotten older.

“Dude are you ok”

If only Tumblr was able to internalize this