MisterYada

i just pleasured some amazing digital pussy

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

@earsandtailsarefeet

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

Except for metal, in my opinion.

GUARDS put this fool in a scary room

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

They should make hollow, fragile sugar candies exactly the size and shape of a lightbulb to safely satisfy the body’s natural need to eat lightbulbs whole