Thess vs the World

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

That last comment was my EXACT thought.

@entities-of-posts if you haven’t done this one yet, the desolation

Seconded

Official ominous sign

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

at some point yall just gotta join a religious group and preach bc im tired of yall acting like sex/porn/poly/etc is bad every fucking month. we are one discourse cycle away from ‘sex before marriage is bad’ like go be a mormon and gtfo

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

kid I'm babysitting is trying to come out to me as trans to avoid their bedtime. like okay you still need to get in the shower, lights out is in half an hour