Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God

You just got laid off from your job of 10 years at Zbignieu Heavy Industries, you feel a mixture of emotions: sadness, anger, bitterness, remorse.

You know what they have done for all these years and you know now that you must stop them, but for now you just want to take the maglev to drown your sorrows at the local bar that serves the best syntho-modelo and synth-chicken wings that almost taste like the real thing...

An unmarked van pulls up and the side door opens, and an unknown figure peers out and says your full government name and former tumblr URL. Confused you reply "How do you know my name who are you? How did you know I was on tumblr? I thought the whole website was wiped in the data plague of 2031?" The van dweller responds "How could you forget me? It's me your treasured mutual bungobingus67, I told you I would see you again when you needed me the most"