Nothin But Bee

I like that she looks anxious and on edge

she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"

hey spit that out! drop it! hey!

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

kestrel: ......no.....

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

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She's being so big and brave.

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that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

holy shit

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

ended up finding a few more because im bored

don't lie pjackk

possibly my favourite tiktok ive ever seen

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao