Fuck It, I’m already Dead

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

this is so fucking relaxing

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

the idiosyncratic theremin

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

what the fuck is a trillionaire i'll kill you

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would