Fuck It, I’m already Dead

"giving yourself psychosis with a mirror and the wrong kind of meditation was hard, so we made an app to completely eradicate your senses of both yourself and reality, you're welcome."

Literally like a cursed mirror from a cautionary tale about self obsession where the character wastes away talking to the evil being sealed within the mirror

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

Continually enraged by the fact that there are people who are intentionally making the world worse for the vast majority of people for their own individual benefit. All of these people should be driven out of existence, I'm not joking.

bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby

just saw someone on this god forsaken website calling Mark Ruffalo a twink and i feel like i need to go lie down for a long time

wow in the time between the last time I looked at a photograph of mark ruffalo and looking at this photograph of mark ruffalo, he sure became infinitely more karl marx-looking

if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial