Nea

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

I'm afraid being tiny and small made it very difficult to carry stolen treasure. it obstructed the hustle

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

Friendly reminder that the leather flag predates almost every other flag. We owe this community to leather daddies and kinksters

In the era of corporate sanitization never forget it was leather daddies and S&M folks who protected some of the earliest pride parades.

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

actually it's tactically advantageous to waste several seconds making fun of the hero for pissing itself, the embarrassment carries over and reduces the quality of its future attacks.

a true hero would not be impacted by the scorn or mockery of others. it would be driven to act not by others by it's intrinsic desire to enact it's will through whatever means available. in this moment, i am enacting my will upon the world by pressing my thighs together and whining as you mock me, making you think i am embarrassed when really i dont even care and it's actually embarrassing for you

your foolishness is evident in your words. to bare myself to you would reveal my strength, and to place me at an disadvantage. no, i did not prepare any spare underwear as a true hero is capable of acting no matter the circumstances, no matter what forces are arrayed against it. so i will not be changing out of my panties- stop laughing. i will slay you stop laughing

of course you will. i prefer to defeat heroes at their peak, to better crush them beneath me. to let you feel the full weight of your flawed destiny. but, if this piss-covered, whining, squirming state is your best, then i suppose i must give you my best in turn. prepare your blade, dear hero, and prove this flawed world worthy!

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

Frankly if you're only willing to grope her horns if they're sensitive then I think you understand nothing. If there's love in your heart you'd fondle her just for the discomfort in her body language and the scorn in her eyes.

i refitted my doll with a non-articulating faceplate and now when it wants to bite me it just presses its face into my side and makes these stupid muffled whines

however, in the spirit of the scientific method, we will need to try the vibrator not just against the obvious spots like where your wings meet your back but also everywhere else along the wings, too. just to be sure.

how to escape hog tie time sensitive

god the class dynamics in this movie are so stressful already... keeping up this double life while still taking care of your family...... and if that's not bad enough, they're gonna have to deal with The Parasite when it shows up

I was too scared to be into makeup during my emo boy days. Now that I'm kind of a girl I understand eyeliner as a type of toy.

When your boss refuses to let you play with toys during work because that’s gay

When your boss makes you play with toys during work because not having trains all over your face makes you a “tyke”

Yeah you went to law school but you have to have to wake up and make a Lego fort every morning or people get mad. And if the fort is damaged you need to have backup legos with you at all times.