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you have to get that when someone calls a woman mannish as an insult, that's uncomplicatedly just misogyny

punishing women for perceived failures to perform patriarchal femininity is not remotely "misandry," because it's not about a hatred of men or masculinity. it's about punishing women for not performing our roles. men don't get punished for being men

if I tell you that women are being put in men's prisons and subjected to sex slavery in which they are called the "wives" of male inmates they become the property of, does it change anything that these women are trans? does that make it not misogyny? look at who benefits from misogyny and who is bound by it

trying to make a decision but the angel/devilgirls on my shoulders are doing some panic and malaise shit

if an angel ever tries fucking with me i'm just gonna start doing ring tricks with her halo. i'm gonna tap that shit with my wand and go TA DAH and she's gonna have like 3 other halos connected to her halo and i'm gonna start throwing em around and adding and subtracting halos and its gonna make her so mad. but it'll be worth it. because fuck angels

i will defeat you

why are yall in hot topic tho

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

I'm afraid being tiny and small made it very difficult to carry stolen treasure. it obstructed the hustle

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

Friendly reminder that the leather flag predates almost every other flag. We owe this community to leather daddies and kinksters

In the era of corporate sanitization never forget it was leather daddies and S&M folks who protected some of the earliest pride parades.

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

actually it's tactically advantageous to waste several seconds making fun of the hero for pissing itself, the embarrassment carries over and reduces the quality of its future attacks.

a true hero would not be impacted by the scorn or mockery of others. it would be driven to act not by others by it's intrinsic desire to enact it's will through whatever means available. in this moment, i am enacting my will upon the world by pressing my thighs together and whining as you mock me, making you think i am embarrassed when really i dont even care and it's actually embarrassing for you

your foolishness is evident in your words. to bare myself to you would reveal my strength, and to place me at an disadvantage. no, i did not prepare any spare underwear as a true hero is capable of acting no matter the circumstances, no matter what forces are arrayed against it. so i will not be changing out of my panties- stop laughing. i will slay you stop laughing

of course you will. i prefer to defeat heroes at their peak, to better crush them beneath me. to let you feel the full weight of your flawed destiny. but, if this piss-covered, whining, squirming state is your best, then i suppose i must give you my best in turn. prepare your blade, dear hero, and prove this flawed world worthy!

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

Frankly if you're only willing to grope her horns if they're sensitive then I think you understand nothing. If there's love in your heart you'd fondle her just for the discomfort in her body language and the scorn in her eyes.