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Yearning is ni-1ce sometimes be-1cause it means I get-1 to think abou-1t her more but unf-1ortunately theres also the -1other effects that -2 ow, fuck, that also happen -1

There's a fairly deep eroticism to be found in "if [it] wanted to leave [it] would leave". Social control mechanisms, ignoring obvious physical barriers, the forceful implication of consent. I of course especially just like the social control of it. Sitting it in my lap and touching it while it makes noises singing of discomfort and insisting that it could get up and leave if it wanted to. Very good.

You'd think the hard part would be convincing it to sit in my lap in the first place, but no it was pretty easy. Actually the hard part is not doing anything weird for long enough that I can slowly increase the level of inappropriate contact while maintaining plausible deniability.

You can actually get a way better ending if instead of fighting me you put on all the various equipment and gear you find around my castle (ignore the 'cursed' modifier, it's just 'cause glowing red really brings together the aesthetic) and then click the option that's normally grayed out even though it has a red border and also you shouldn't save beforehand even though it warns you too.

I just think you should be more supportive. I know the two of you were really close back when it was in your party on your cursed quest to defeat me. I mean, you can see that it's clearly having a great time sitting in my lap. Generally unaware of what's going on as it finds itself incapable of stringing two thoughts together while my fingers wander playfully across its body. It used to tell me all about you back when it was in its pretending it didn't want to be here phase. You're making a weird expression now, sorry I'm not very good with faces. Are you jealous? I feel like you're jealous. Maybe the two of you should talk about this some other time. You'll have plenty of time for that after to fall to me in battle.

I'm not mourning my teenage years because i falsely believe all girls have a magical adolescence I'm fucking mourning it because i didn't get to be a real person. I'm really fucking glad you can talk about how being a teenager wasn't perfect, i didn't exist.

you'd think the 'trying to force-plushie me' faction among my mutuals would be one of the smaller ones but it's actually surprisingly large and it's a constant battle to keep them from achieving a voting stake in the monthly board meetings.

boss bad news some activist investor named d. ragon has bought up a lot of shares and is demanding the board hold a vote right now on the force-plushie issue

you probably could domesticate a velociraptor tho, that thing could prolly protect the fuck out of grain

you have to get that when someone calls a woman mannish as an insult, that's uncomplicatedly just misogyny

punishing women for perceived failures to perform patriarchal femininity is not remotely "misandry," because it's not about a hatred of men or masculinity. it's about punishing women for not performing our roles. men don't get punished for being men

if I tell you that women are being put in men's prisons and subjected to sex slavery in which they are called the "wives" of male inmates they become the property of, does it change anything that these women are trans? does that make it not misogyny? look at who benefits from misogyny and who is bound by it

trying to make a decision but the angel/devilgirls on my shoulders are doing some panic and malaise shit

if an angel ever tries fucking with me i'm just gonna start doing ring tricks with her halo. i'm gonna tap that shit with my wand and go TA DAH and she's gonna have like 3 other halos connected to her halo and i'm gonna start throwing em around and adding and subtracting halos and its gonna make her so mad. but it'll be worth it. because fuck angels

i will defeat you

why are yall in hot topic tho

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter