can I talk to you in the woods about something

this just in: big, buff man gives sweetest little forehead kisses

I love you fat self shippers. I love you poc self shippers. I love you trans boy and trans girl self shippers. I love you nonbinary self shippers. I've recently noticed an influx of hate or carelessness towards self shippers that don't fit the mold... But I love you and your ships even if you think no one cares I do!!! I love you<3

I wonder what it was like for Jacob on the rez after he got the Cullens to stay in Forks. So many people in the tribe and in the pack hated the Cullens, and they were probably planning the biggest party to celebrate the Cullens leaving. And then Jacob decides the Cullens can’t leave and reveals a tribe secret to an outsider in order to force them to stay. And then a bunch of vamps arrive at the Cullens’ house to potentially help fight a war against other vampires a few months later, which wouldn’t be happening in Forks if the Cullens had left like they planned to. People may be more understanding because he imprinted, but I imagine that people weren’t happy with him for a while.

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

Eclipse AU where Victoria turns Charlie instead of Riley. She convinces him to kill the Cullens because look Chief Swan, look how they’ve been preying on your little girl. She is all but being groomed to be a corpse bride. She uses his love for Bella and his unbridled newborn rage all while secretly planning on killing Bella herself when Charlie has cleared the others out.

And for my next trick, I’m spiraling.