get in loser we're growing despite

i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses

like the king arthur problem of how were these people always accidentally sleeping with the wrong person? well 1) no glasses 2) no lights and candles are so expensive 3) royal couples didn’t even sleep in the same bed a lot of the time anyway 4) arranged marriage how much do you really know your spouse anyway? maybe not very well a lot of the time 5) people are drinking a lot idk. maybe not as absurd as one might think

this post is brought to you by the one time i woke up at a sleepover and realized that without my glasses i could not distinguish one friend from the other. haunting. all of arthurian literature was unlocked to me at that moment

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight