crownless

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

tumblr user Anonymous has been saying some very rude things to various bloggers for many years now

this jrpg we call life

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

I blocked them. I blocked them all. They’re blocked, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I blocked them like animals.

been thinking about getting into recreational rocking back and forth

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

Ohhh okay so god doesn’t answer my prayers because I’m a monster I get it know

God made me a monster and then abandoned me I get it now I understand

if you love downloading pdfs you are likely to never use again you have GOT to get into knitting

if you like opening tabs and downloading files. by god is ravelry the website for you

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hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

i mean fuck i like pain i like grief i like desolation i like sorrow i like to mourn

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all