Obscure Star Trek References

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

anything a man can do a butch can do better

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

imagine you're a starfleet captain and you're grumpy and then your navigator won't stop making stuff up about russian history and then you get a distress call urgent enough that you're imagining the worst but it's just this GUY and he's rude to spock and he wants you to sit around watching a big box of wheat for no good reason and everyone is laughing at you for not knowing about the wheat and then starfleet calls and tells you that you have to listen to him and then the KLINGONS show up and you have a headache and there are weird little furry creatures on your ship and spock likes them and then half your crew gets into a fight but it wasn't to defend you even though the klingons were mean to you and then you have to deal with a snake oil salesman called Cyrano Jones and the really annoying grain guy won't leave you alone and there are so many furry little guys on your ship that you are starting to lose your grip on sanity and bones just thinks its funny and then you realize the klingons might be sneaking in the vents and then about a million dead furry guys FALL ON YOUR HEAD and the grain is gone and the guy is rude to you AGAIN and then you find out there was a double agent because the furry guys HATE klingons and then you find out that spock maybe caused a massive diplomatic incident by letting scotty beam all the damn TRIBBLES onto the klingon ship