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Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

like 2 years ago there was the trend of "rawdogging flights" and during dinner my dad (very online) (non-native english speaker) was like "oscar have you heard of rawdogging" and i said "um. what?" and he went "they're doing it on planes"

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

Hey people who have several pets, with obvious differences in intelligence levels: How did you figure out that one of them is smarter than the other? What do they do?

Older cat just subjected to fifteen minutes worth of those horrible mobile game ads where the player is failing really badly to make you want to play.

I like big butts and I CAN lie. We are not the same

i knew this day would come. i saw it on the calendar

gets hit on the leg with the little hammer and my ahoge twitches