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making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

I don't remember telepathic trees being part of the creation of Rome

Well yeah, that's cause Romulus decided to listen to Dog Ma

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

did you guys hear about the psychic air freshener

it makes scents when you think about it

why is deltarune full of so many undertale references? was Toby Fox a fan or some thing

Plagiarism I'm afraid

Then let’s be rid of Toby “The Sicko” Fox…

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

Can you swap their heads ?

As far as my personal experience goes “men ain’t shit” is actively a counterproductive attitude to getting straight women out of unpleasant relationships. Like, if men ain’t shit, the implication is that (barring lesbianic conversion) any relationship she’ll be in will be shitty, and thus there’s not really a point in trying to do better, because the only other option is being single. And this exact attitude IME is very common in women in unhappy relationships. But it’s not true! Some men are good partners! It is possible for these women to find a fulfilling heterosexual relationship! And they need to believe that to give up on an unfulfilling one!

The mostly non-actionable “ugh, I hate men” supplants the very actionable “ugh, I hate Brad”. In this kind of situation, you gotta swallow your smugness about being a lesbian for a bit to give them hope that they can be happy while straight

Yesterday, I found out there are some fruits I do not like. I used to like all fruits. I like apples. I like pears. I do not like chili peppers. I do not want to eat chili peppers ever again.