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ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

one inch nails: i want to fuck you like .111111... of an animal

TUMBLR: cool picture, huh? Go ahead and click it, i'll make it smaller for you

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

i think the hardest i’ve ever been owned was when my boyfriend and i were talking about our favorite feelings/sensations and he was like “my top 9 out of 10 feelings are sex with you” and i was like “aw baby🥺🥺🥺. what’s the tenth one??” and he didn’t hesitate even a little before saying “sex with your mom”

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

Lincoln Lincoln

1 million dollars for your success :)

guy doing a furniture tier list: i think beds are slept on