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Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

You truly can't miss a day on Tumblr. Why does Ringo Starr have elf stone powers.

allegedly he bought the elf stones at auction in 2014 but there's evidence he's had them for much longer. the real elf stones, not the fictional ones

It's been said that during the set up time for a live concert in 1972, fans saw a mysterious glow eminate from behind the curtains of the stage. Some fans speculate this may have been Ringo Starr "activating" his Elf Stones, which are powerful magical artifacts awarded to him by elves.

the lion does not concern herself with papa