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Today, I went to the doctors office. I went to the doctors office because my tummy hurt. My tummy hurt because I ate a bad thing. The bad thing was really icky. The doctor I went to see was Mario. I was very confused! Mario said he is a plumber, but he is also a doctor. He is licensed by Nintendo. I don’t know what that means. Dr Mario gave me a pill. The pill made me feel all better!
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I met some microbiologists and honestly they seemed regular size to me
Apples are a type of fruit.
the potion seller discourse is insane. cop walks into a chemist's lab and demands pure undiluted morphine. chemist says hey i don't make this for human consumption. cop insists repeatedly, crying, shitting himself. in no way is the potion seller in the wrong here.
"the potion seller is an asshole who should have just given the knight the potion!"
you would not last 1 day in customer service
No, see, he's an asshole for not giving the cop the potion to kill himself with.
See i would absolutely agree with this take but being directly responsible for killing the Knight would tarnish the Potion Seller's name across the kingdom. + the Knight is insisting he's going to die in battle anyways.
clearly this is why your url is pretend-wizard 🙄 we don't know that the potion seller can't make potions that let knights handle stronger potions, all we know is that the potions that the potion seller does have are too strong. if he is effectively a pharmaceutical supplier, he probably would be supplying to other potion sellers lower down on the chain to sell distilled & diluted versions of his potions. but this, like everything, is simply an inference. with our limited facts at hand, i choose to side with the worker rather than the landed gentry.
I once made a potion that kills you but the undying one drank it and lived and it ruined my reptutation so now i'm forced to weave small coats for beetle grubs. i cant complain the beetles have good money but now whenever im spotted on the street the peasants mock me and call me beetleboy
hi beetleboy LOL hows your beetles. loser
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trans woman ryland grace changing her name to grace grace because she couldnt think of any other names and its right there
grace: i think i might be a woman
rocky: rocky has seen this on earth portable thinking machine. grace very brave. grace has name, question?
grace, not entirely paying attention: yeah man its grace you know that
rocky: grace grace??????? question????????
rocky: is not customary to change first name, question?
grace: it is, but everyone calls me grace anyway so it's fine
rocky: grace is sure, question? grace could pick any name
grace: hmmm... worth a thought, i guess. got any ideas?
rocky: rocky 2
grace: no
rocky: grace second prettiest woman in all erid
grace: aw :) wait whos first?
rocky: rocky
It says you're winning the argument and they want to pivot away from the subject. BLOOD IN THE WATER 🩸🩸🩸 you know what to do 🦈
i feel isolated n forgotten today in my sickbed in my dark room so i’m reaching out mentally and picturing all the other disabled people stuck in beds and rooms and facilities who are also reaching for someone. we can be that someone for each other. we understand one another. I love you all
I feel such friendship and kinship with so many disabled people i’ve never spoken to, people I haven’t even met online, let alone irl. if you feel friendless because of isolation, there are people out there already loving you from afar. if i’m doing it, there must be other people doing it.
monster under bed don’t like it
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Hi Yoshi, can you draw a picture of the monster under your bed? Sometimes when you draw something, it makes more sense because your brain processes it differently. You don't have to show it, you can just draw it. Use your favorite pencil and colors!
It looked like this.
Luigi looked under the bed. It was just my Shy Guy pillow. I’m glad it was just my Shy Guy pillow!
Toad #27 let me borrow her IPod Nano. It had a lot of songs. I couldn’t believe there are so many songs. It had over 100 songs. Some of the songs had lyrics. I like when people sing in songs.
if you could fly to the stars, what would you do?
I would take a star with me home. I like looking at stars. Stars are very pretty. I would like a star of my own.
AU Tag He knows...
"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"
i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist
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doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)
Here's some more of my paintings and their respective reference photos! murphysletsdraw on inprnt if you want to buy prints!! It's my bday month so if you buy some prints I could maybe buy myself a lil gift hehe
