If yall had the tofu and bok choy I made and am eating you would want to wife me

I hope I get to kick some ass at bananagrams this weekend DRUNK

This guy will indulge my endless capacity for titty play in a way I’ve never had before it’s dope. He’s a real one. I have been pushing the amount of non sex interaction I we’ve had tho I don’t want to get the ick cause I’ve had borderline moments

Deploying my feminine wiles

So you’re telling me neither Reese’s puffs or Cap’n Crunch have used marshmallows despite the obvious fluffer nutter connection… okay…

My coworker’s Gen Z friend was battling cancer awhile and just died. She planned her funeral. Coworker said the funeral started with gangam style and ended with axel f

Wow almost four months since breakup. In my opinion time flies in an awesome way