Narwhal Demon

Too many AO3 tabs open, not enough time

I have like 18 and some of them I haven't touched in a year or two yes I need them open I'm reading those I'll finish them when I'm ready

We're up to 38 now babyyyy and goin strong

With chains like Burger King, Dairy Queen, and White Castle, we need a peasant themed fast food.

Wouldn't that be Wendy's, Popeyes, Cane's, KFC. Any of them work really.

Be able to talk to the three people I eat lunch with

Have a life?

I’d feel so much more confident about being social, taking chances, and do much better with change.

this internship would not be as hard as it is

Forget about nursing school and start chasing veterinary school instead.

Actually care about my OCs and not worried about how others view them

Go camping

break the school rules

Talk to more people and have more friends

Hold longer friendships with people

I’d be more social.. and show my fun part to people who actually think I’m boring

Be a singer.

Sing in front of people, go on a solo trip to another country.

ask for help when i need it, initiate conversations, cut my own hair

I’d have my dream job, have a car and have my own place …

Sleep

Ditch the façade that’s used for conforming to standards & expectations, do all the ‘frowned upon’ stuff I’ve been wanting to for ages!!

All of the above & be unabashedly open and excited about my interests in front of other people

Show affection for my irl friends

Wear the clothes I like and not just what I think is acceptable

Learn how to drive a car and talk to people

Be the me I feel like on the inside without fear

show my neurodivergent traits more, and cosplay in public

Speak my mind, whether it’s appreciated or not. To stop being so quiet. To be loud, and silly outwardly. To be more… Me.

Order for myself at restaurants, go to stores and gas stations by myself without having to be familiar with it first. Tell everyone I thought was beautiful that they are, men included

my gender went missing in 2015, if anyone has seen my beloved gender please tell me

Absolutely! It full on sprinted past me one day, snatching my own gender on the way. I hope they have fun wherever they are

I thought the bubble was his mouth

Whenever you kiss someone, you’re just touching them with the other end of your butthole.

what brand of insufferable cross of humanities student and tumblr user are you

so many people in the tags/replies are like mh no actually i’m not this brand of insufferable at all *proceeds to be even more insufferable* it’s hilarious 

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

One of these days I'm gonna stop and slowly crumble and fall apart like the monsters from resident evil.

Umute it

A beautiful death

I should wish to go out like this

Hannibal. Don't get me wrong, Red Dragon was an absolute banger. However, I cannot get through more than ten pages of Hannibal before Mason Verger is doing some fucked up cliche/cringe shit. Idk if this was written out of spite or if he genuinely thought it was good, but, Thomas Harris, it is, respectfully, on sight, sir

Remembering something is a sign of being old, but not remembering something is a sign of being even older

And I am young and stuck somewhere in the middle. I cannot remember what happened last week but I remember there was an episode of SpongeBob where mr.krabs had one of those waist coin changer things. I dont choose what I remember it is thrust upon me