Sweet Pea’s sister tells this story all the time and both of them think it’s really funny

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Sweet Pea’s sister tells this story all the time and both of them think it’s really funny

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Being trans sucks because you can't even jork it to normal porn anymore. Gotta blast rope while thinking about the artistic meaning of the juxtaposition of rounded organic shapes and repetitive angular technological shapes in H. R. Giger's body of work. (It's tubes vs ribs btw.)
[The Fool]
I'm behind you, holding your arms against your back, pressing my breasts into your shoulders and leaning around your head to watch the girl in front of you.
"What do you want to touch first?" I ask her. "Make sure you savor her, explore her whole body."
The girl nods, shy but determined. "Her ass, I wanna grab it."
"Then go ahead honey, grab a handful." I push you toward her, making sure there's room between my hips and your ass for her hands.
She takes a deep breath, then steps forward. "You ready?" She asks you.
You nod eagerly, you'd already agreed that she could touch you anywhere she wanted, but it's her first time doing this and she's clearly still getting used to taking the lead.
"Okay," she nods "good girl." Her hands reach tenderly around your hips and settle on your ass. She squeezes it, gently at first, then with some firmness. You let out a whimper full of pleasure and need and her eyes widen at the sight.
"She needs it harder honey, don't hold back." I smile over your shoulder at your new mistress. She nods, more readily than before, and squeezes your ass firmly.
Her hands roam across your ass, grabbing handfuls as they go. Your whimpers grow less needy and more contented as her fingers dig into you.
"How is it?" I ask.
"It's so nice." Your mistress answers me.
"Tell her how much you like it." I nod at her. "She needs to know how pretty she is."
Your mistress nods at me, then turns to you. "You have such a lovely ass, baby. Thank you for letting me touch it." You smile and buck your hips at the praise. "Good girl." Your mistress pulls your hips to hers and leans in to plant a kiss on your forehead. You blush and giggle as her lips pull away.
"Does she like having her waist touched?" I ask your mistress.
"Um, I, uh, I don't really know." She says, her voice betraying a bit of shame.
"That's okay, we can find out now." I reassure her. "After all, you can touch her wherever you like."
She nods at me again. Then she turns to you and slides her hands over your ass, up past your hips, and onto your waist. You moan a little as her hands come to a rest just below level with your belly button. You watch a measure of confidence enter your mistresses expression. "You like that, baby?"
"Uh-huh." You answer breathily, nodding to her.
"Good girl." She squeezes your waist and you nearly double over, gasping with pleasure.
"Looks like you found her weakness." I muse.
"Looks like it." Your mistress lets the pressure on you ease, a smile crosses her face. "This is pretty fun." She squeezes twice as hard as before. Your back arches, you give a high, breathy yelp. Your mistress brings one of her hands to the back of your head and grabs a handful of your hair. Before your head can clear she's kissing you, her other hand squeezing your side. In your haze you can't help but make a mess, drooling all over and around your mistresses' lips. When she yanks your hair to pull you off of her the grin returns to her face. She looks down into your pleading eyes. "God, baby. It's lovely to see you this pathetic."
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I've reached the point where I genuinely feel that any physician working for an insurance company in order to justify the denials those companies give to patients should be stripped of their medical licenses.
At this point, we all have to acknowledge that insurance companies are acting as entities that harm patients in the name of profit by denying care and as physicians we all took an oath to first, do no harm.
I don't wanna get all kumbaya and woo-woo about this but when I took my oath (over zoom because of my covid graduation) upon graduating from medical school I, like, meant it? Like, taking that oath was meaningful and symbolic and when I made that oath I genuinely was committing myself to uphold the things I said for the rest of my life, it wasn't just another thing to check off the list in my medical training journey. The moment I became a doctor was when I took that oath.
And I think as a profession, we need to start ousting these doctors who are working in tandem with these insurance companies to act as barriers to care in the name of profits. Who are lending their medical licenses to be used in this way, who are harming the dwindling public trust people may have left in our profession by using their position in society to literally hurt people.
Physicians who work for insurance companies should be embarrassed and ashamed and none of us should acknowledge them as colleagues. We need to actively and publicly shun them. The AMA should publicly support this and would if the people who run it weren't a bunch of bootlicking cowards who kowtow to fascists and support union busting.
#this this this#my doctor actually shames these people when she has to talk to them#literally she asks them how they can deny care if they took an oath to do no harm#and asks them things like “is this really what you thought you'd be doing when you dreamed of being a doctor? when you went to med school?”#“did you really become a doctor just so you can save an executive a few bucks while making someone suffer?”#it's apparently quite effective at getting them to approve something they've denied#as is the fact that she asks for their name & liscense number to include in patient charts if they deny something#apparently they really don't like the threat of losing their license or even just potentially being reported for their decisions#so yes i am in favor of a) bullying & shaming doctors who work for insurance companies#and b) yanking their medical licenses
You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes
F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???
Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖
If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you
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As someone who's been struggling a lot with general Gender Questions lately, it's been very heartening to see you figure out what you "want" out of femininity. I think a lot of the stuff you've discussed has also made me aware of my own wants and needs wrt. gender, especially the fact that I *do* want to be self-confident and assertive as a woman. So uh, thank you, I suppose?
Cis people always ask "why can't you just be a feminine guy?" but the real question is "why can't I just become a masculine woman?"
"why can't i just be exactly the person i want to be?"
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The Industrial Workers of the World, or IWW, is a labor union. Where some unions focus on specific industries or companies, the IWW is open to all workers.
The IWW aims to unite the working class against the bosses & billionaires who exploit us, pollute the world, & terrorize its people with capitalist violence.
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As long as you are a worker — not an employer — you can join the IWW.
We accept members of other unions (except officers), students, retirees, the unemployed, the self-employed and freelance, and those in informal professions. Those unable to work may also join. To us, you are all working class.
Who can't join?
There is a difference in interests at work between employees and employers. The IWW is closed to bosses, and anyone who has the power to hire or fire employees.
The IWW also does not permit any law enforcement officers, prison guards, or landlords. These positions undermine the power of the working class and are not considered workers by the IWW.
What can the IWW do for me?
Organization: Fight to win better working conditions at your job with the weight of the IWW behind you.
Education: Receive help from our Organizing Department and your other fellow workers in your local branch in building the skills you need to start organizing a union at your job
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My dad read me stuff like the lord of the rings and the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and Sherlock Holmes as bedtime stories when I was a kid and I dunno what sort of effect that had on my development but whatever it did I think I’m making it everyone else’s problem
do parents actually read their kids bedtime stories?
I always thought that was like a cheesy trope in a tv show or smth
Yeah and reading to kids helps them build language skills
In terms of establishing the fundamental aesthetic of the 1990s strand of cinematic cyberpunk, the 1993 Super Mario Bros. adaptation is probably up there with Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man influence-wise, as much as we all hate to admit it.
What the fuck
Welcome to the "learned from this post that the first major live-action feature film adaptation of a pre-existing video game franchise was a dystopian cyberpunk AU of Super Mario Bros. for some inexplicable reason" club.
I do believe the stink of this movie saved us from some far worse projects. I have no idea what those would have been, but I believe.
Are you kidding? This film was the vanguard; it may have tanked in theatres, but the novelty of it led to a number of bandwagon-jumping projects in following years. After Super Mario Bros. dropped in 1993, we had Double Dragon and the Jean-Claude Van Damme Street Fighter in 1994, then Paul W S Anderson's Mortal Kombat in 1995; the unexpected commercial success of the latter film was reportedly the deciding factor when Angelina Jolie accepted the lead role in Tomb Raider a few years later, which in turn kicked off the second wave of major live-action video game adaptations in the early 2000s that gave us the Resident Evil films.

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the man who owns and runs the thai restaurant in my town knows me by name. he is one of the kindest and most thoughtful men i know. i started ordering from his place back in january, which was when i got my fibromyalgia diagnosis. back then i was using a walker, had limited mobility in my entire body but especially my hands, and was very visibly in pain. i always ordered the same thing: yellow curry with no meat, potatoes and carrots only (i have texture and other dietary issues). he always made it a point to make sure i could get out the door and carry the food safely. he had his workers package the food so that it was easier for me to open. as i kept coming back and i told him a little bit about my health status, he would always encourage me to keep going. he told me about how the spices he used were good for inflammation and began to edit the recipe just for me so that spices that were even better for fighting inflammation were used. he’d give me extra portions and despite the fact that i would tip every time, i realized later that he never charged my card for them. as time went on and my condition began to get better, especially with the help of a physical therapist, he would make encouraging remarks and tell me how happy he was for me. the day i came in without my walker, he practically jumped for joy, and despite my insistence, he gave me my meal for free that day. i continue to make progress with my conditions and i continue to go to the thai place. this man who does not know me personally and who i hardly know anything about is one of my favorite people. it’s interactions with humans like these that make loving life easier. and his curry really does help my chronic condition. it’s comfort food taken to the next level.
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we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap
the memeification of fascism is a proven method of perpetuating and instilling it in other people. Layers of irony will not protect you once you adopt racist, sexist, ableist, transphobic terminology into your lexicon. you'll be acknowledging and nursing the mindsets and connotations borne of those words.