Lapina's Garden of Anarcho-koboldry

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Also proof that all the Government and media spin about 'overdiagnosis' is exactly that, spin created to justify cuts to practical and financial support.

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

theyre making breakthroughs in the development of umastrogen. scientists say it could be 'a matter of weeks'

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

turning a big dial labeled "victim" on one end and "perpetrator" on the other back and forth and constantly looking back at the audience for approval

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

The United States has just declared war on the fishmen who live in the sunken city of Ys

I don’t think the US is ready for this. The majority of our soldiers are land based and the ones that aren’t only fight ON TOP of the water!

We’re screwed. They’re gonna take Lake Michigan and hold the Midwest corn reserve hostage and there nothing we can do about it

The High King of the Merrow-Folk has blockaded the English Channel. Trump demands NATO assistance in reopening it while also declaring victory, claiming to have "sunk" the long-lost undersea realm "to the bottom of the sea."

I'm getting reports of a squadron of apache attack helicopters engaging what appears to be a flying wooden caravel in the skies over Ireland. The caravel is flying the ensign of the Kingdom of Hy Brasil and has already downed several helicopters with ballista fire.

the asexual lesbian she/it girl wants to get in bed with you (for cuddles)