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not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

i regularly think about how horrific like. a house fire or something equivalent would be to darkners. genuine actual cosmic horror flames bigger than you can comprehend. and you just have to take it because its not like you can leave.

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

cinemargs when the movie themed name is a miss

@thatlittleegyptologist my most sincere apologies for inflict this upon your eyeballs, but I simply refuse to suffer alone

THAT'S the cringe part???

Yes. The level of “complete wazzock” was already set by the fact that he’s driving the low-poly fascist mobile, and thus was not needed to be stated. The real cringe factor comes in when Mr Grand Turismo 1997 graphics here proclaims he’s Ra and can’t even get that right thus raising the wazzock level to “complete and utter”. Like if you’re going to drive the vehicle equivalent of Lara Crofts original rack, at least get your symbolism right.

Mr. Tenna is Kris Dreemurr's childhood imaginary friend and has the most diagetically designed vibes out of any Darkner, making him, as a concept and design, Kris' intellectual property. This of course means that Kris Dreemurr legally owns Tenna's name and likeness and if you've ever written or drawn him, you owe Kris Dreemurr royalties.

people are so not normal about nsfw artists like its so weird. genuinely i was scared of drawing anything like that because of the way ppl act. your nsfw is private? you're clearly hiding something!! your nsfw is public? but what if a child™ sees it?! you draw something that isnt nsfw or even mildly suggestive but someone decides it is? weird sexually harassing comments

Every time I see people misconstruing the definition of punk for meaningless semantic discourse I mentally substitute "punk" for "electro swing"

thinking back to how offended people were at the discduo finale conversation, acting like it was some sort of “rushed redemption” or “mc suddenly forgiving the villain for everything,” when it’s really just an extremely common type of story ending. it’s not redemption or forgiveness, it’s stopping the villain through empathy instead of violence. the hero saying “hey. world’s ending. you’ve done a lot of bad things. but i see you, and you don’t have to be the bad guy.” like. they did this shit in star wars. they did this shit in the lego movie !! 😭