Dr Funny Bonez

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

Just met a trans man who's going on T because he specifically wants to be bald and i'm afraid to say i think i'm just never gonna meet anyone cooler than that ever again

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

my house is very unsafe

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.