Your Highness

Obviously there are many things to dislike about adulthood but as someone who grew up in an abusive household for whom adulthood offered the only chance at an escape, it's incredibly important to me that i romanticize adulthood whenever possible because i know there are kids and teenagers like me out there who are seeing nothing but complaints about rent and taxes and the loneliness of living on your own and i know they're going to internalize all of that and assume it means that adulthood won't offer them the freedom and safety they've been dreaming of. So while i never want to minimize the difficulties of being an adult, i also want to highlight how incredibly nice it can be to finally have ownership of your life and your body and your time and money and food and everything else in a way that you never had before. You can choose when you wake up! You can choose what you have for breakfast! You can choose when to go to sleep or if you want to (inadvisably) stay up all night watching tv in the living room! In the living room! You can choose what to watch! These are little things, but they are worth taking pleasure in, and they are worth looking forward to.

Giving this website full of autistics obsessed with ranking and categorising stuff a poll option is like giving rats one of those buttons that makes cocaine

noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse

sorry for rolling the worst blunt you've ever seen i'm only 24

Clowns are just guys, you know. They’re like three makeup wipes away from looking like your uncle.

Unionize with ur fellow pedestrians. They can’t run us all over

this is how right of way works on college campuses

official sources have just announced that "falling in love" will soon be replaced with "falling in the spike pit." we extend our sincere condolences to all lovebirds, romantics, and sweethearts

Genuinely a huge improvement

just stole a tesla lol 

yo this things got undertale on it