NotSoSane

imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius

john winchester looks at the coat of dirt on the prius. “dean, i wouldn’t have given you this car if you weren’t going to take care of it.” “dad, everyone knows you buy a prius for the fuel efficiency, not for the appearance.” “you’re right, son, my bad. carry on.”

in the pilot episode, the woman in white takes control of the prius on the bridge but then she realizes she’s in a prius so she softly whispers “this is bullshit. i can never go home.”

sam says “we’ve got work to do” and then steps back so he can close the hatchback

because their lives are so stressful, they choose the soothing sea glass pearl color. who wants to worry about visible clear coat scratches when you’ve got monsters to kill

a semi hits the prius during the season 1 finale but, due to its five star side crash safety rating, dean winchester never enters a coma. season 2 is fundamentally altered.

I don’t even go here, but please tell me more about plot problems that could be solved if they were driving a road safe, fuel efficient, cheaply maintained car.

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

It's June 5th again!

the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them

the start of the baseball season is so fun because like you're so hyped up throughout the offseason and can't wait for opening day but the moment you see your team leave a RISP regardless of the number of outs or your pitcher serves an absolute meatball regardless of if it gets crushed or not or a batter on your team swings at an absolute dud in the dirt or in the other batters box or at head height or a batter on your team holds on a meatball or the abs challenge is misused or the challenge was unused when it should've been or your team has an error on the field or the other team gets a hit by their own merit or your own team doesn't bat around every inning or any normal baseball thing that has an effect on the season equivalent to a fart making you lighter you lose the fuck out of your mind

A lot of people ignore the absolutely radioactive levels of frat boy coming from Shane Hollander because it’s inconvenient to their hyper feminized bottom stereotyping

Fuck… I could really use more chicken tikka masala, garlic naan and mango lassi…

I’m using this next time I have to prove that figure skating with lyrics doesn’t take away from a routine.