NotSoSane

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

It's June 5th again!

the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them

the start of the baseball season is so fun because like you're so hyped up throughout the offseason and can't wait for opening day but the moment you see your team leave a RISP regardless of the number of outs or your pitcher serves an absolute meatball regardless of if it gets crushed or not or a batter on your team swings at an absolute dud in the dirt or in the other batters box or at head height or a batter on your team holds on a meatball or the abs challenge is misused or the challenge was unused when it should've been or your team has an error on the field or the other team gets a hit by their own merit or your own team doesn't bat around every inning or any normal baseball thing that has an effect on the season equivalent to a fart making you lighter you lose the fuck out of your mind

A lot of people ignore the absolutely radioactive levels of frat boy coming from Shane Hollander because it’s inconvenient to their hyper feminized bottom stereotyping

Fuck… I could really use more chicken tikka masala, garlic naan and mango lassi…

I’m using this next time I have to prove that figure skating with lyrics doesn’t take away from a routine.

Then I guess we'll just have to Blaze it the old fashioned way, eh?

Boosting signal. AGAIN.