rare and sweet as cherry wine

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

getting new followers and especially a new mutual is so scary i gotta hit reblog extra good for a bit as to not scare them off

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

no bc if there is a god he really will have to beg for my forgiveness 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

waiter, waiter! some more life in my eyes please?

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

reading rpf about the people i dont know so its just fiction for me

“people on twitter are saying-“ i dont care. I dont care I dont care. that’s why i am on tumblr and not in that joyless blackhole