Is there an Atlanta... Small... Stat?

what doesn't kill you makes you owwwww :( owwieee

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

i really cannot stand the character archetype in film of the "unpopular nerdy ugly girl" being portrayed by the most conventionally attractive, thin, clear-skinned actress ever you cannot tell me that amanda goddamn seyfried was some fugly lesbigay loser as a foil to megan fox you cannot tell me beloved babyfaced winona ryder was a social outcast at her school you cannot convince me that rachel sennott and ayo edebiri are notoriously "ugly, untalented gays" even riverdale lampshaded this by fully acknowledging that cheryl shouldnt have starred as carrie in the school play and it shouldve been ethel cause ethel is The Fat One Nobody Likes and ethel even IS chubby enough that you could actually consider her "fat" but she's still an acceptably Cute type of fat but in the end she STILL gets denied the role anyway. real ugly and/or fat girls are straight up not allowed to exist on camera even when the narrative tells you they're there they're not actually there. im just so tired. where is the acne. [flinging myself against the walls of my padded cell] where is the acne where is the acne wwhere is the fucking acne

"rpf is weird" okay???? so is whatever these fuckers have going on????

We gotta do something about white canadians

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

“you get tough like me and you don’t get hurt” he says, operating at unprecedented levels of hurt

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

if you start introducing nice things into your life it's a slippery slope and you have to be careful in case you start liking it when things are nice

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

*remembers its bad to tell everyone on earth to fuck off and die* everyone on earth fuck on and live

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way