Is there an Atlanta... Small... Stat?

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Touches you with my posting tendril

prisiliečia prie tavęs su mano įrašų skelbimo ūseliu

Touches you with my lithuanian tendril

i love showering it's literally like... im clean now! lol. and i no longer have mental illnesses

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

an improv show that begins with asking the audience for one word prompts but as it progresses it becomes increasingly clear that they’re just testing the audience members on which parts of speech they know

okay so for this first one I’m going to need someone to give me a noun! okay now how about an adjective? very good, okay now can someone give me an adverb? nice, now how about a preposition? can someone give me a conjunction? can anyone tell me a ditransitive verb? does anyone know any demonstrative pronouns? okay now how about an uncountable proper noun? great these are some great prompts now how about a past participle strong verb? nice, now let’s have a

Kick your ladydoor up the wall!

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

everything hurts everything hurts everything hurts everything hurts why does my back hurt why does my back hurt why why why why why

google search how to keep the same roster of my sports team forever

i love to have a hobby

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

song of all time (←me about every song i love)

Dont worry everyone. I'll freak out on all of our behalves

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life