Is there an Atlanta... Small... Stat?

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

I'm actually doing really great if you just ignore all the bad things

as a lover of Women Fighting & Killing media it's so important to me when they actually let the women look like shit. you know what i mean. like im so bored when a woman is in what's supposed to be a brutal fight and her hair is just aesthetically tousled or something and her makeup is still pristine. fuck offfff. if she's beating the shit out of someone and fighting for her life she should be covered in blood n bile she should look like she got hit by a truck and the truck exploded

one must imagine the dan and phil builders happy

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

I can’t believe the United States celebrated the 4th of July today to try to distract us from the pizza phukbang upload 🙁🙁

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

the guy who makes the adhesive for pads should really swap jobs with the guy who makes the adhesive for pads

free agency is not for the faint of heart