My life is as messy as a Ferrari race strategy

I love how in Daredevil, Frank Castle is like this intimidating guy who's a well matched threat to the hero but in Spiderman he's still the same character but Peter just... does not treat him with the same amount of gravity. He webs Frank's mouth shut for swearing and tells him to go home after breaking his van. He argues with the man who's whole deal is he has a lot of weapons and WILL use them like two New Yorkers who got into a fender bender. Peter Parker and Frank Castle see each other coming and they both go "This fucking guy again." I love it.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

if they tell oscar to swap positions I‘m buying a gun

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

George Russell its time to repent to the lord, speak to a witch doctor, go on a healing mountainous journey, rebrand as a mountain goat to get this evil curse off ur scent