"This was GOING to be an ask-blog..."

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

I've been too-thin before. skinny feels like being cold all the time and getting lightheaded if you're standing too long. ice cream tastes like happiness. you do the math

Seconding as someone who's currently too thin, being skinny feels like being cold and tired and anxious and so fucking hungry all the time it's literally all you can think about. Roasted zucchini drenched in butter and salt and paprika tastes incredible. Peanut butter M&Ms taste like joy. Skinny is just a state of being, to eat is to be alive.

Thank you tumblr for being a real one. Twitter is diagnosing me with dementia

We all know unintentional teleportation is a side effect

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

the anxiety cat

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it

This dog is so inbred holy cow

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

reblog while its still true 

wait one fucking second it is June 10th the time police lied to me

Also I’m queueing this for next year too. At the time of writing it is 9:35 am on June 11th

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time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.