Bored HQ

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

Larry spends five seconds with Armand and immediately steps in front of a train. Daniel survives a week of Armand's psychological warfare and still argues with him while Armand tries to convince him that dying is a great idea. Skill issue i guess. No wonder they're made for each other

hilarious to me how the seven day break between episodes four and five became a living proof of how so much of this show's audience just looks for instant gratification and for every question to be answered within five minutes of being posed because the amount of takes i saw catastrophizing that the show defanged armand and let him just take lestat's humiliation when "book armand would never" only for the very next episode to have armand tell daniel about lestat's incestuous relationship with gabriella and then drive larry to suicide, showing that passive armand is only a façade and things will probably get worse from here on with him is absurd. yet some viewers literally couldn't wait for some seven days before claiming that armand has been ruined forever and ever. now i'm seeing that same catastrophizing and doomposting about louis' treatment of lestat. let the damn show UNFOLD. let it make you question things without immediately providing an answer. have patience and learn how to WAIT

Armand got in on the ground floor of that 20 year old loser. kept checking in on him like he was proofing sourdough until he had a beautiful geriatric fag ready to go into the oven of vampirism and emerge the perfect companion. he saw Daniel sniffing around for coke at Polynesian Mary's and said give me fifty years I can make him the hottest guy you've ever seen. and Louis was just happy he was finally taking an interest in investment because it gave them something to bond over besides missing that blond man's pussy. like it's the only long con Armand has ever successfully pulled. hard work pays off in the form of a 70something boytoy who looks suspiciously like your evil father. i'm so proud of him. my weird bug.

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially