Be Welcome At My Home And Hearth

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

really funny to me in no good deed elphaba is listing all her regrets and turning boq into tin is straight up not one of them. she said naw he’ll be fine i fixed him right up. meanwhile tinboq is sharpening his axe furiously every time dorothy fiyercrow and brrr look away

underrated friendship stage is the "testing the waters to see how much of a freak you are" stage. let me microdose being feral to see how you react. i have one large eye on you at all times waiting for you to give me Secret Permission to be a pervert or a weirdo. when will the shameless whore dam break. The Freak Rituals are sacred and time honoured and their importance cannot be overstated

you can’t kill yourself, the music is about to switch from 4/4 to 6/8. the clarinets are just about to come in bro you can’t miss that

the cosmere is just the story of one guy desperately trying to restrain sixteen people who killed god and now have unspeakable levels of power and use quite a bit of that power to tell this one guy to fuck off and you almost can't blame them because the guy in question is literally the most annoying man to ever live

"c'mon dude, it's fine. it clearly says 'NOT meltingskull'"

Official auspicious sign

I can promise you this sign is NOT auspicious

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum