big tittied yaoi joan of arc

and yes i will have a crashout soon about canonically femme yeosang. i'm performing triage on myself okay

what pisses me off about the day one "troublemaker" hwagi performance is that moment at the very end where seonghwa breaks. like oh i'm sorry, is this uncomfortable for you? for the past three minutes you've been enacting slutty, slutty psychological warfare with your coworker with absolutely no remorse. what changed, seonghwa? he licked his lips? he touched your hair? he made you feel like you were the only one in the room? oh i'm soooooooooooo sorry. god how terrible for you. get FUUUUCKED

so i have spent very little time with the play coriolanus, mostly because it just never Hit Me, but tonight i saw it live for the first time and, while i do think the production i went to had a Lot i would have done differently, i am now convinced coriolanus needs to be talked about by everyone who gives a single shit about what's happening in the world right now

there's a version of me out there that has no idea how many members are in the korean boy band ateez. they have no idea what the significance of "amicus ad aras" is. they have never heard of an aniteez and would not dream of buying [redacted] of them. they wake up every morning and they do not feel fear of what gay horrors may have happened in the night. never have they been jumpscared by two men who are mere seconds away from full on penetration in public for no reason, and they probably, upon hearing that sentence, would think it was an exaggeration or a one time occurrence at best. god that bitch has everything

oh man i wanna yap about shakespeare so bad right now it's intermission everyone ask me my shakespeare opinions

the members teasing seonghwa and mingi and jongho says, "mingi-hyung, you really looked like you wanted to kiss him," and everyone kind of laughs and seonghwa puts up a fight and mingi makes a silly kissy face and then it's over, right? except later, mingi's drying his hair from the shower and grabbing a water from the kitchen and seonghwa's sitting there, decompressing, quiet, and looks up. watches the way the fridge lights up the edge of mingi's profile, the way his lips part around the edge of the glass. says, "did you?" and mingi tilts his head, makes a confused noise, and seonghwa sits up a bit straighter, "did you? … want to?" and the sound of mingi setting the glass down on the counter is suddenly much, much louder than it should logically be, and that's answer enough

"people will think we're really dating!" yeah haha san that's what did it... that was the moment that made people start to think that...... before it wasn't an issue but yeah it started there........ glad we nipped it in the bud just as it started.......... glad we got ahead of it...........

ateez homosexually thriving AND i'm going to see a shakespeare play this evening? BIG day to be an annoying person (me)

we got choi san in HD three cameras on him nervously laughing under his breath because wooyoung made a joke about in-laws and then, mere days later, seonghwa and mingi said "lmao okay pussy" and performed an ancient demonic sodomiser ritual on stage in front of the south korean public. and it's just a random week in july

(touches the ground of whatever arena that was in seoul for the fanmeet) something gay happened here