throw a rat at a god

Flow like a chart, spread like a sheet

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

it’s gonna be so anticlimactic when somebody finally succeeds

the real problem with the t4t dating scene is how hard it is to avoid playing magic the gathering or slay the spire

sorry i'm still angry about this but if your excuse for not caring about female characters is because you're not sexually attracted to them you are exactly 0 degrees of rhetorical separation from a redditor whining about how his favourite video game is now "too woke" because the women don't show enough skin

Make her reveal her special technique

frog with pronouns: rib/it

the nefarious transgender witch woman has cursed me into the body of a four foot tall anthropometric fox with fat hips. presumably as a reward.