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☀️carriebradshawunderstander Follow hey I think I just saw a giant lizard thing take a bite out of a guy's head. what's up with that

🏹theslayer Follow don't worry about it kitten

☀️carriebradshawunderstander Follow okay ❤️ yay ❤️

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🫶breakingdawn not to be insensitive but some of the people who come to my sister (the slayer) for help are so funny. "you need to stop her I saw her at the demon cult ritual!!!" girl... what were YOU doing at the demon cult ritual 👀

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🌌blinking182times I moved to sunnydale for college and tbh I still really don't get why everyone is soooo into LARPing here... no matter where you go you constantly hear people talking about vampires n shit and if you refuse to go along with it they look at you like YOURE the crazy one 😭

🐈‍⬛annericeroutine Follow op i hate to break it to you but we're not larping the vampires and demons are very much real

🌌blinking182times sure whatever man

#this is what I'm talking about like??? 💀💀💀

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🏆most-fuckable-demon-tournament

🍄mschanandlerbong Follow Please delete this blog. This entire tournament is so offensive, many of us have lost loved ones to demon attacks, including my sister who died in at the hands of a Lei-ach. I know you're just joking around but please don't try to "fuck" a demon. You can't. THEY WILL KILL YOU.

🏆most-fuckable-demon-tournament okay well rip to your sister but i'm different

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🦇armandapologist Follow human blood tastes so good when you don't have a slayer in your ear bitching about how drinking it is evil

🏹theslayer Follow 🙄

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💸imanya-andimnotademon2001 woahhh me and giles just got jumped by a bunch of vampires. I got away but they're beating his ass rn :(

#anya talks #his legs are old and because of that he can't run very fast #sad!! :(

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🪽angelinvestigationsofficial

No one's. I'm celibate. Who told you this

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💫pulpfanfiction Follow the british guy showing me some magic book: it's funny, I was a teenager when this book was published... but looking at it you'd think it's ancient! haha...

me: I think I hauve been cursed

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🔮willow Follow hi sunnydale citizens, i'm really glad everyone is showing their pride but please remove any banners saying "everyone is welcome" from your house, vampires WILL be able to come in!

☠️xxx-spike-xxx Follow sounds to me like you're just homophobic... keep them up everyone.

🔮willow Follow i'm literally gay?

She loves her sister more than anything in the world. She makes terrible puns. She wasn’t able to kill her soulless ex-boyfriend when she first had the chance. She blames herself for his murder of her father figure’s girlfriend. She wears bedazzled beanies while hunting demons. She always believes children when they tell her about the monsters under their beds.

She’s patrolled in a halterneck many times. She has a multitude of cross necklaces which she switches out depending on her outfit. Sometimes she fears she’s just a glorified killer. She was murdered when she was sixteen and died to save the world when she was twenty. When her mother died she waited until she was alone to do the dishes and let the running water cover the sound of her cries. She’s terrible at undercover.

She wears hoop earrings while fighting for her life. She was reduced to a catatonic state when she believed that she had failed to protect her sister. She’s isolated herself from anyone she believed cared about her more than once. She’s suffered from severe ptsd and depression. She critiques old kung fu movies from a fight choreography standpoint.

She is an expert in denial and suppression. She came back wrong - or at least she thought she did. She desperately tries to keep to a code of honour even when everything she believes about right and wrong is constantly shifting around her. She bears the weight of the world on her shoulders. She sleeps with a stuffed pig named Mr Gordo. She’s feared that her duty as the slayer would turn her to stone, that above all else she would lose her ability to love.