Me When 30 Year Old White Man

Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

This is just how lawyers are.

Always embarrassing realizing you don't know basic facts about your friends. Like yeah hey, here's this person I love dearly, I've known them for 23 years, we've been through so much together. They're currently working in a lab.... developing... medicine? and also getting a PhD. I think. Don't ask me what subject.

ok so this post has apparently become so big and so old that there is a glitch on it where it claims random users who reblogged it recently are the OP and that this post is 14 hours old. because, sure. also why is everyone in the tags talking about the real OP being deactivated ….. I AM RIGHT HERE ….. I’VE GOTTEN EVERY NOTIFICATION FOR 12 YEARS AND I’M NOT TAPPING OUT NOW!!

Fellas, it IS gay to be straight XD

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.