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if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

@rivsquiv this reads like something you would text me at an ungodly hour of the night

no but like see ive had this exact rule startle me awake before

Come on we cannot let our boy lose!!!

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

Give us room to grow and see how we flourish.

that vampire should be more gay and evil actually