Welcome to the Obsolete States of America. Celebrating 250 obsolete years.

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

thats a common interest we've

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

what if we admitted to each other that it's not always really romance that we want. What if we admitted that what we're really craving is intimacy and society taught us romance is the only way to get it.

All right guys I don't know if it's going to make things better, but action needs to be taken so I have changed the pH level of the entire ocean to negative 100. I'm not a scientist so I don't know what that will do but I'm hoping for the best