first act of a lifetime movie

I just realized that a lot of my followers don’t even know my whole deal

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

what you fail to take into account is he's been stuck on tatooine for 19 years and so he has specific and very personal beef with each and every creature in that cantina

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

what if jesus christ was real and she was a girl and she had a lot of plastic surgery and a flop ass guitar playing ugly fucking boyfriend and an unsettling stare and a can-do attitude and everyone thought she was kind of grating and she had one hundred thousand speeding tickets and a twin flame and she spoke every language and knew the sadness of the whole world and her omniscience frightened and saddened her and she could never go home

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie 2 has been greenlit! Matt and Jay make the shinzo abe gun and kill Justin Trudeau