Yes My Name Is Mycroft

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

@staff Now unban all the other trans women you've been systematically taking out.

Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

I'm sorry but Gooseworx being banned from tumblr while NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN is still ALLOWED on here is actually insane. Fuck this website.

there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.

Can we get popcorn and a drink to share :)

we sure can buddy, we sure can

Why do the two reblogs read like a soldier dying in their friends arms and talking about when they’ll get back home to give them a bit of comfort before they die

because have you seen the economy and society lately

"drug tests are good and keep people from coming to work impaired" is right up there with "cops catch bad guys"

literally knew people who's bosses would leverage threats of drug tests to get them to do very dangerous work without proper safety gear, knowing that they'd fail any drug tests because they give them shift schedules that would be unsustainable without stimulants

Somewhat related: Did you know that fentanyl can’t be absorbed through your skin like the old wive’s tale of it being absorbed through a cop’s leather glove? What most likely happened is some dumb cop took drugs he took off a dealer and snorted turbo heroin that hadn’t been diluted to a safe dosage yet, and instantly overdosed like that scene in Pulp Fiction. A year or two ago the local county Medical Director got in a public pissing match with a Chief of Police for pointing that out when another dumb cop passed out during a drug bust.

*jumps up and down waving my hands and yelling in a crowd* DISCORD WAS NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE FORUMS AND WIKIS!!! IT'S JUST EMBELLISHED CHATROOMS WITH MULTIPLAYER GAMING FEATURES AND LOOTBOXES AND SHIT!!! PLEASE PUT FAQS AND MESSAGE BOARDS OR AT LEAST A DIRECT EMAIL-BASED SUPPORT SYSTEM ON YOUR WEBSITE!!! 1GB NEOCITIES DOMAIN ZERO DOLLARS

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society