Yes My Name Is Mycroft

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

I'm so glad the music is what I thought it'd be.

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

It’s funny, you can see the exact moment a kitten becomes a cat

A non-writer asked me "but where do you get your ideas" and i genuinely did not know how to explain that it's not a place. it's not a website. it's not a folder. it's that i was on the bus and a woman was holding a paper bag very carefully and something about the way she held it made me need to know what was inside and then i needed to know why she was sad about it and then there was a whole person and then there was a whole story and the bus had already stopped and i missed my stop. that's where.

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

This week will also be very hot! Keep an eye out for folks who may be struggling with the heat and be especially watchful for signs of heatstroke.

so y'all know how i work at a clinic. the nurses are always chatting about their romantasy novels. not yucking their yum, but i've pointblank told them that i view them as not enough for me (in terms of erotica). i just had to explain to one of them what NC-17 was and that it's the bare minimum i expect for my smut (both reading and writing). like i'm sorry, friend, but your spicy is my vanilla me: gestures at the writing doc i have open I can't go into detail because HR would get involved! nurse: OH.

actually sometimes even my nc-17 is too vanilla for me

so y'all know how i work at a clinic. the nurses are always chatting about their romantasy novels. not yucking their yum, but i've pointblank told them that i view them as not enough for me (in terms of erotica). i just had to explain to one of them what NC-17 was and that it's the bare minimum i expect for my smut (both reading and writing). like i'm sorry, friend, but your spicy is my vanilla me: gestures at the writing doc i have open I can't go into detail because HR would get involved! nurse: OH.

actually sometimes even my nc-17 is too vanilla for me

so y'all know how i work at a clinic. the nurses are always chatting about their romantasy novels. not yucking their yum, but i've pointblank told them that i view them as not enough for me (in terms of erotica). i just had to explain to one of them what NC-17 was and that it's the bare minimum i expect for my smut (both reading and writing). like i'm sorry, friend, but your spicy is my vanilla me: gestures at the writing doc i have open I can't go into detail because HR would get involved! nurse: OH.