writersnatural

I love my fancy washer/dryer but also it is kinda ridiculous that it's two years later and I am just sitting down to read up on all the fancy preset programs my dryer has

Like it turns out there's a program specifically for silk and linen blend clothes but "smoothing" isn't exactly a user-friendly program name, is it Miele???

in any given fictional situation, there is exactly one character who is At Fault and every other character involved is a passive victim. media literacy is when you correctly identify and condemn this character

*uses an em dash and a colon in the same sentence* we're done when i say we're done.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

I love the face of a woman having the time of her life.

And we call these "Ampelmännchen" ("traffic lights little man").

did you google how to take a screen shot