*logs onto tumblr* I wonder what the people who don't leave the house are saying about sex today

we’re almost there (and by almost there i do in fact mean about 427 days left but thats a lot less than 969 so)

it started at 1000 days lol so over halfway there

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

At least let me do it horny once

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

we need a cuteness aggression equivalent term for when you see art of your favorite character you like so much that you sincerely cannot think of anything to put in the tags that isnt "im going to start biting off my own fingers"

i dont believe in sex. You guys are making that shit up