Friend Rice

(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

Teen Wolf is so fun because at one point the comedic relief character stops being comedic relief and starts having a kill count

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”