Friend Rice

Thank you so much for sending me this @sassybooks ! This is ME YELLING THANK YOU

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps