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The romantic sadist wants to eat you whole

all of this relies so heavily on drug trafficking as a like. valid concern. you’re manufacturing consent for the invasion of a country so you can steal their oil, the whole thing is under the guise of “stopping the drug trade” but like. i actually think it’s fine. legalize the drugs. this pretense goes away if we stop pretending drugs are some uniquely evil corrupting force and establish safe use sites. i will not be having a knee jerk reaction where i get all horrified at drugs entering the country thank you very much. legalize “hard” drugs. establish strong infrastructure for addiction care. decriminalize use and possession. vacate all past convictions.

liberal media is like “okay but what if the venezuelan govt WAS allowing drugs to be trafficked” okay and?

Let's not cooperate with mama

Always lovely to see how universal the experience of getting a very unwilling and strong minded toddler into the car seat can be.

the least dangerous and kindest folks we know are the ones with the most insane, dangerous, and fucked up kinks

revealing your scaring the hoes type interests early on in a relationship is a good way to secure only hoes of bravery and fortitude that will craft horrible dreams and beautiful nightmares with you

there needs to be an easy way to say "i don't have an active sexual interest in you but i would love to explore your body and if you need help getting off or trying new things i'll do it with you". like i dont wanna FUCK you but i DO want to be close to you and play toys with our bodies

i think sex is a fun thing to do with friends. i think it's exciting and pleasurable and often really funny. there are a lot of people i'd have really enjoyable and fun sex with who i wouldn't necessarily say i have a carnal desire for. plus i would kill to get more casual flirting and kink in my life by any means necessary.