I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

You still have time. Time to change your wardrobe. Time to get divorced and married again. Time to change majors. Time to learn a trade from scratch. Time to pay off debts. Time to travel. Time to love and be loved. You still have your whole life ahead. Whether you're 19 or 66. You still have so much time. But you have to take it.

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

the veil is too thin thursday

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

Le Dice Tower