incapable of shutting the fuck up

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from lunchablesDulac reading: #call me a wish mouse the way the required frame of reference to interpret me does not broadly exist within popular culture /End ID]

"male socialized" this, "female socialized" that. I WASNT SOCIALIZED!!!!! #straydog

I own a shirt that says exactly what the comment above says. And you would not -believe- the number of truly awkward interactions I've had that start with someone saying "so what's the second type?"

I have a creeping suspicion some of you guys are not taking "idk man sometimes it depends" to heart

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #she can have her boundaries #she needs to stop being such a nasty fucking lesbophobe /End ID]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post