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@icecurse
YOU WANT TO DIE FOR LOVE, YOU ALWAYS HAVE .
ind. sel. pri. yuki haku from naruto.
canon-divergent, headcanon-based, and absolutely goated. cross-over, oc, multi-verse friendly. follows back from @mendagain. 21+ only. written by lio.
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Accustomed? Hinata, that's generous. "Hinata-san," Haku coughs, weakly clutching her hand. They're sweating at an alarming rate. "I need you... to give me... my final rites." It's over 90 degrees Fahrenheit. They're expiring on the spot.
their hand is warm; a bit clammy to the touch. they're really not used to the temperatures here compared to their much colder homeland. they must be suffering so much! hinata's fanning quickens, causing herself to warm up a bit.
" f-final rites? let's see .. " she laughs under her breath, amused by their surprisingly theatrical nature. " here lies haku-san, defeated by the unrelenting heatwave. may their spirit return shortly once it cools in the evening! "
"My holy hero," Haku laughs, sitting up after a few moments. It's still blisteringly hot outside, at least for them, but Hinata's fanning is helping. Their brightly flushed cheeks are beginning to cool. Their hand squeezes hers. "I do believe you've brought me back life! Does this mean I owe you a life-debt? Or an un-life debt?"
Glares. Sweat-soaked hair clings to their neck and forehead. "You don't kick a man when he's already down, Neji." Just. Roll them into a river or something. Let them cool off. Or drown. Either is acceptable at this point.
"The sun cares not for the plight of one man."
"You aren't used to a humid continental climate, are you?" It's an observation, not a question.
"... hair up. Wear clothes that allow air flow. Drink water. Ensure that you're consuming electrolytes."
"Mm." A flat grumble; the heat has soured their normal good mood. Haku finishes their water skein and throws their hair into a messy bun with an grumpy grunt; or starts to, except they're missing something. "Do you have an extra hair tie? Or a refrigerator I can crawl into?"
lays on the floor and melts into a puddle.
haku has the right idea. it is the perfect weather for basking on the floor. he's gunna lay on top of them.
Right when a cooling breeze rolls over them, too. Here comes Sasuke, a boiling inferno wrapped in human skin. Haku sputters and pushes uselessly at Sasuke's dead-weight as he drapes limply over them. "Sasuke, please. I can feel my sweat cooking. Get off. SASUKE. I know you can hear me."
10 and 11!
random headcanon q's meme
10. How often does your muse find themselves daydreaming? What about?
HMMMMMMMMMM. Tough questions!
Haku is in the moment as much as possible. Very forward, forward, forward. They don't daydream that often; if they want to do something, they're taking steps to achieving that dream or fantasy rather than leaving it in imagination land for too long. They're a fascinating mix of realistic, romantic, and practical; someone who wants the best so they work for the best, and they trust that what they need will arrive because they put in a fuckton of work to get to it.
When they do daydream, it's about mundane things. What if they were a normal person? What if they had a civilian life? What if they could start a family some day? What if they fell in love? Things Haku doesn't believe are possible for them. These are private fantasies they hold and don't talk about, because what's the point? That's not the life they were given, nor is it the life they chose. They are very diligent about being Happy with the life they have. It's enough. It has to be.
11. How often does your muse cry? Do they cry silently, privately, or out in the open?
Not terribly often, and never from sadness. When they do cry, it's always happy tears. You're more likely to see happy tears if you're close to them, but they wouldn't be ashamed to wipe a tear from their eye in public. You will never, ever, EVER see them cry out of sadness, pain, or any negative emotion. Never. They'll be dead first.
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6. what is something that ticks your muse off, no matter what?
random headcanon q's meme
Any sort of disrespect, or perceived disrespect, toward Zabuza. Fastest way to take Haku from "cute and friendly new friend" to "neck-snapper extraordinaire" in under 10 seconds flat. This is the dark side of their devotion.
Basically, Haku and Kimimaro are flip-sides of the same coin. The side they share is a wild and selfless devotion that can and will turn them into extremely dangerous and selfish people when the object of that devotion is threatened.
Now, Haku is allowed to make fun of Zabuza, and does so 24/7, and close friends and whatnot can maybe joke about things he does, but if you cross that line into insult territory, you're in for a world of hurt. Sowwy.
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y'all we are entering a new era. haku no longer glares at kakashi unprompted. nature is healing...
it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves
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random headcanon q’s
1. is your muse able to keep a secret?
2. is your muse skilled at using technology?
3. how skilled is your muse at communication?
4. who would your muse consider their best friend?
5. are there any fears your muse still holds from childhood?
6. what is something that ticks your muse off, no matter what?
7. what clothes does your muse feel most comfortable in? why?
8. how many fights has your muse been a part of? how did they fare?
9. does your muse have any nervous habits? (biting lip, fidgeting, etc.)
10. how often does your muse find themselves daydreaming? what about?
11. how often does your muse cry? do they cry silently, privately, or out in the open?
12. what is a lesson your muse’s parent(s)/guardian taught them that they still hold onto?
13. is your muse proficient at any musical instruments? how long did it take them to learn?
14. does your muse prefer cooler or warmer weather? how does the heat/cold affect them?
15. does your muse know how to cook? what is the most complicated dish they’re able to make?
16. is your muse argumentative? if not, what is a topic they feel strongly enough about to argue for?
“I am not afraid to die,” the kid intones in that strange way of theirs, haku’s expression a disconcerting combination of solemn and earnest and determined and beauteous that Zabuza’s only used to glimpsing behind the purple haze of an opium den. “I am not afraid of anything except failing you and being left alone again.”
And for some reason this bothers Zabuza, makes the inside of his chest prickle with an itch he doesn’t know how to scratch. Worse yet, he can feel the kid’s heavy eyes settling on the back of his neck, waiting for something Zabuza’s never learned how to give.
So he doesn’t. “Fail me and you’ll have worse to worry about than being alone,” the man grunts, looking away from Haku to scratch plans for tomorrow’s heist job in the dirt with a stick. They’ll go over it again in the morning. Zabuza has a lot of flaws, but sloppiness isn’t one of them. “Go to sleep. I’ll take first watch.”
“Yes Zabuza-san,” Haku dips their head without a fuss and slips quietly into their bedroll like a dagger sinking into its sheath.
Haku is Zabuza’s weapon. Zabuza sniffs, returns to tracing over tomorrow’s plan as he listens for incautious feet. The kid is an object. A means to an end. Zabuza cares no more for Haku than he does a good sword; it would be annoying if something happened to them, but he could always get another.
The kid doesn’t matter. Neither of us do, in the grand scheme of things.
That night Zabuza listens to Haku sleep and pretends the sound hasn’t become as natural to him as the ghost lights winking in the living mists, the dark winds stealing through the trees, or peep frogs singing in the mud.
WINTER’S CHILD WEARS THE LOVELIEST BONES: A YUKI HAKU PLAYLIST
by @icecurse // ( spotify. )
doing a little meal finding
lays on the floor and melts into a puddle.
Let's go Haku I'm taking you to the cold spring.
Perks up and takes his hand. "I owe you my life. Guess that makes us even." They're coming, Kakashi. Moving as quickly as their spent little body can carry them. "Is Pakkun coming?" They like your funny little ninken, Kakashi. They'd like to swim with you and your dogs.
Sex sounds awesome. I wish it was real. - Naruto
"............... Naruto-kun," Haku says after a long beat and several slow blinks, "Have you ever heard of the birds and the bees?" Don't answer that, Naruto. Anything you say can and WILL be used in their ongoing investigation against Kakashi.
Haku pulls out old buntai-nin anatomy textbooks and ushers Naruto into a chair at their kitchen table. "We should start with the basics. This is a penis, and this is a vagina. Ah, ignore all the needles and dismemberment on that other page. I'll teach you body-erasing techniques when you're older."
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lays on the floor and melts into a puddle.
❝ haku , please refrain from having a cooling session in the middle of the hallway. not everyone possesses half the cell to notice you down here. ❞ mangetsu flashes a smile small enough to indicate that while he might be joking , he's also somewhat serious. it would be a shame to see haku get trampled on.
Haku limply lifts their arms into the air and shakes them in Mangetsu's direction. Their eyes are huge and their bottom lip juts out in a pout. This hasn't worked on Zabuza since they were ten, but hey, it's never too late to try. "Carry me? I'm dying."
lays on the floor and melts into a puddle.
looks at them.
"It gets worse."
Glares. Sweat-soaked hair clings to their neck and forehead. "You don't kick a man when he's already down, Neji." Just. Roll them into a river or something. Let them cool off. Or drown. Either is acceptable at this point.
