reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

it's okay for me to throw stones my house is made of much sturdier glass

some kind of fucked up perverted game called sharing each other's interests and having fun together

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

@sadgirlautumn @a-similarghost

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them