More than just a dream.

yeah 9 in my mouth and 11 in my (OOPS)

Hey, that’s a nice thought. Next time, keep it to yourself

it ain't your post I wanna hear what he's on about

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

Reblogging to stay on Warm Beverages

@bonsoir-oiseau

Your news this week in a form not written to make you feel like shit: Unfortunately the Vine reboot is AI free because it is being done to train AI. Sorry.

See, if your one of your computer keys ever break, then it’s a real challenge to work around using certain words. Or you could just replace the letter with something else, but what do you replace it with? That’s the REAL 😩uestion

thinking about that gambling addict who made the most sophisticated bomb the fbi had come across (at the time) and put it in a casino as revenge and the fbi couldn't disarm it so they had to evacuate the area

Worth noting! By “deactivate it” he did not mean stop the bomb from exploding. It merely deactivated motion detection within the bomb. It was always going to go off. But if the casino gave in to his demands he would provide the bomb squad with the information necessary to move the bomb somewhere safe in the desert.

Why does “falling in love” have pretty much exclusively romantic connotations it’s such a good phrase. I’ve fallen in love with every single one of my friends

This was such a smart post to make because every day I get to see people declaring their love for their friends in the tags. Such a simple but sweet “restoring faith in humanity” kind of thing. We’re all just little creatures who love our buddies <3

Alright so this post has gotten over 5,000 notes in a month and I think that means the consensus is that everyone loves their friends and you should tell them

(petting you gently and whispering in your ear) you’re so fucked. it’s over for you

oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.