All I Do Is Read

Happy Birthday 花城主 ❤️🦋

The one and only green flag 🥹🫶🏻✨

Had fun with the flowers and very satisfied I somehow managed to find a way to squeeze in the concept at the very end so it’ll match the phrase (eng translation) - “If your dream is to save the common people, then my dream is only you.“

binghe's content does a complete 180 after that, moving from michelin-level recipes to 'cooking on a budget' and 'time-friendly' meals. peerlesscucumber occasionally will send another picture of his poor, neglected fridge and ask for suggestions. luo binghe always fulfills his requests!

Luo Binghe bursting into Liu Qingge’s rooms: I need you to act as Dowager Empress for an event real quick

Liu Qingge, feeding Tianlang-Jun peeled grapes: Fuck no. Go to hell.😒 LBH who knows Liu Qingge’s weakness: Fine…Tianlang-jun………………….Father, can you please convince your consort to serve as Empress Dowager for a night…..or two?

LQG: YOU-

TLJ: Hmm….🤔

LQG: Tianlang, don’t you dare!

TLJ: But dear, think of how ravishing you would look in the Dowager regalia.

LQG: That’s exactly why I don’t want to do it! Shen Qingqiu can do it!

LBH: Shizun doesn’t like this clan and they are hostile to him.

LQG: Then kill them.

TLJ: Darling, you truly know how to arouse me😏

LBH: Withold your flirting until I leave the room, please and thank you.😒 LQG: Hurry up and go, then😒

LBH: They are too politically important to kill off! Do you think I would be here begging for your help if I could have done that?! Tian-Father! Please! Talk to him!

TLJ: Darling-

LQG: Don’t you darling me! He wanted an empire, he got it and will deal with it’s shit himself!

TLJ: Come now, dear, won’t you do it? At least for me? I promise I’ll be there right next to you the entire time. I’ll make sure to match with you.

LQG: No! TLJ: And then, you would be able to watch me use my Big Bad Demon Lord voice that you love so much😏

LQG:……..😳

TLJ: And then, after, this Lord will have to snatch away his pretty cultivator and have his way with him. How could he resist after seeing his prize dressed so prettily?😏

LQG: ….😳…………….F-Fine! Fine, I’ll do it!

LBH:…..You have got to be fucking kidding me.

LQG: Shut up!

LBH: He purrs in your ear and promises to fuck you in his demon form and that’s enough?! LQG: SHUT UP!

LBH: And His demon features turn you on?!?!??! You, who made a whole fuss about Shizun being with me, a half demon, and yet here you are getting hot over HIM?!?!?!?!?!

LQG: Do you want my help or not?! Yes or no?!

LBH: Yes! Yes! Fine! I will send the Dowager regalia in two days.

LQG: Fine.

LBH: And for the love of everything, do NOT fuck in the palace!

Yue Qi, dragging blood covered seething feral teen Shen Jiu to the Peak Lords: "this is Xiao Jiu, he is my friend and he saved my life and killed a demonic cultivator. Can we keep him? Pretty please"

Qing Jing Peak Lord, deciding adopting a malnourished teenager he literally watched on magical cultivator television kill several disciples and then his own master, like that's not going to stab him in the back: "dibs, lmao, this'll be hilarious."

Writes the name Xiao Jiu (not Shen Jiu, it's important for the hilarity) in the book where the disciples names are recorded ...but not the characters for Little Nine. Because of homonyms. Instead the book reads his name as 晓咎 (Xiǎo Jiù).

This character for Xiao means the dawn/daybreak or to understand. The character for Jiu means to fault/blame, or Misfortune/Disaster. Poetically his new legal name can be translated to "Dawn of Disaster" or "To Understand Misfortune". Very in character. But why is this funny? Its funny my friends because of this.

Disciple, waving cheerfully: "Yo, Xiao Jiu! Are you heading to the library?"

(Intent, respectful: "Greetings, Ominous Harbinger of Doom! Shall we study?")

Shen Jiu, stops dead in his tracks, fan snaps shut and his eyes narrow into slits: "Kill yourself."

(What he heard, insulting: "Yo, Little Trainwreck! Off to read some books?")

And, because of this ...For the rest of his life he is referred to as Xiao-shixiong or Xiao-fengzhu. He has to keep a straight face as he's basically called a hot mess to his face all the time and because he's never certain if his sect mates are calling him little senior brother/or our little peak lord or not.

And it's all Yue Qi's fault. Forever. It does not matter if the qijiu misunderstanding gets cleared up because Shen Jiu is going to kill him for telling everyone his name is Xiao Jiu.

Companion SJ i did for 'The Ninth Offering '

Don't worry about the whole (folk) Horror aspect about it :) I'm sure it's nothing :):)

I feel bad for Binghe, I draw him all the time in my sketchbooks but I never post him here… so here’s bingbing with his fiancé :)

@confuzing

I've been thinking for a long time about drawing based on this novel. It's a favorite of mine, just like MDZS. And here, too, I found someone to turn into a cat. But this time, they are ordinary cats, stray, street cats, so to speak. However, I decided to recall Asian mythology. No matter how much the peoples insult each other, their myths are very closely related. So I was able to find legends about cats with two tails. I won't hide it, I just wanted to give the kittens a distinctive feature. They are similar to fox-demons in this feature, but specifically regarding cat-demons, the legends were more gruesome and people feared them much more.

Я давно думал о том что бы рисовать по этой новелле. Любимой так же, как и MDZS. И здесь я так же нашёл кого сделать котом. Но в этот раз это обычные коты, дворовые, уличные, так скажем. Однако, при этом я решил вспомнить мифологию Азии. Как бы народы между собой не поносили друг друга, а мифы у них роднились очень плотно. Так что я смог найти легенды о котах с двумя хвостами. Не скрою, я просто хотел дать котятам отличительную черту. Они при этом похожи на лисов-оборотней этой особенностью, но конкретно в отношении котов-демонов легенды были более жуткими и боялись их сильно больше.

It is about the demon Mao Gui. There is also a human-like demon with the same name, but I mean specifically the cat. The most terrifying demon that could be raised. So terrifying that it was even documented as the reason for the emperor's order to exterminate the entire family of the emperor's aunt, who was accused of murder through the cat-demon. It differs from the Japanese counterpart with two tails - I cannot remember the name. The Japanese one is more like a poetic image of a cat, Li - a purring servant. Although Li appeared from the poetry of a cat-lover author. Although mythology is confused and intertwined everywhere, so I cannot assert.

Речь идет о демоне Мао Гуй. С таким же именем есть и демон человеческого вида, но я имею в виду именно кота. Страшнейший демон которого можно было взрастить. На столько страшный, что был даже задокументирован, как причина приказа императора вырезать всю семью тёти императора, которую обвинили в убийстве посредствам кота-демона. Он отличается от японского аналога с двумя хвостами - имени того не вспомню. Японский больше похож на поэтический образ кошки Лу Ли - мурлыкающая слуга. Хотя Лу Ли появилась из поэзии автора-кошатника. Хотя мифология везде запутана и переплетается, так что я не могу утверждать.

But it was based on such legends that I decided to give the Shen masters such an appearance as a foundation. With their own Fang corrections in places, an absurd world of the novel. A novel within the novel.

But I think this gets even better when you add in the idea of Mobei Jun getting frustrated in his attempts to win his strange little human's affection, and, in his pettier moments, deliberately trying to get caught by these kids who refuse to catch him.

Just imagine Mobei Jun, thinking that if he exposes Shang Qinghua as a traitor, then his human will have to seek refuge in the Ice Palace, and Mobei Jun can sweep him off his feet and into the nearest set of wedding robes. So, when Qinghua's not around, Mobei hunts down whatever closet Qinghua keeps Mobei's spare boots and fur-lined cloaks in and flings them across his floor to be discovered. He starts leaving the traditional animal-head courting gifts out on Qinghua's doorstep instead of on his desk. He "accidentally" encases half of Qinghua's leisure house in ice in the middle of summer. At one point, he heard disciples walking by and marched outside in full daylight, and still the children did not turn their heads to see the massive ice demon standing just outside their shizun's doorway.

Mobei Jun is starting to think that being very, very dense might just be one of the requirements for study on An Ding Peak. Meanwhile, Airplane is having a heart attack every other day from trying to cover up these stealth fails that no one cares about.