"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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oozey mess
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Not today Justin
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Origami Around
pixel skylines
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if i look back, i am lost
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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KIROKAZE
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@flippedorbit
fuck it, pinned post time
names n pronouns
pfp was drawn by @/frozennautical
commission sheet here!
i also have a ko-fi now!
this is my artfight account :3
bsky and toyhouse links
tag me in pictures of squids (especially bobtail squids) and i will love you forever
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Positive affirmations for people who have side blogs
I am on the right blog
i have never reblogged anything to the wrong blog ever
this is the right blog
purple Tuesday
I have never made a post on the wrong blog
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
This is my new activity called Hug Time. It's where I sit on your shoulder—but only while you sit on a specific couch at a specific time of day—and you must Hug me and give me pets just right or I wil leave. Goodby!
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What most people think the challenges of polyamory are: jealousy, lack of commitment, insecurity.
What better-informed people think the challenges of polyamory are: calendar management, social stigma.
What the challenges of polyamory actually are: when your husband and your lover bond over classical music, and your lover suggests to your husband that he would really enjoy Stravinsky. And it turns out your husband does really enjoy Stravinsky, but unfortunately with the exception of the opening bit of Firebird, which is OK, you fucking hate Stravinsky. And the background music of your life is Stravinsky for months on end because your husband loves Stravinsky now. So even when the three of you meet up together it turns into Stravinsky Fan Club Time. Plus a third wheel of you.
Tiktok post by @ _urlovelyboyaurwen_ (he/him).
⚠️warning⚠️ this transgender faggot on the internet will permanently alter your vocabulary options. would you still like to befriend them?
Only day you can rb this
This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far
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my favorite thing about tumblr is that the followers count is so hidden that i genuinely never think about the number. anyway how many do you guys think i have
one. it's just me and you, pal
this is correct i think
Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.
Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop
Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"
pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed
they pushed his corpse back out to sea
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area
(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)
artistic depiction of the event
your penis is died. game oval
dude pay attention
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HOLY SHIT! MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME THE PERFECT IMAGE FOR THIS!
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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
yeah i keep that thang on me 😤
